| | myLot Discussions| Last night I went to Heaven! | | I had to try out a masseusse to see if he was good enough to be used in my part time employment as Manger of a Villa. It was free. and at my home. I tell you - the things we have to do to earn a living![em]happy[/em]Well, I nearly cancelled as we had a power outage. But then I thought, why not have it outside on the patio in the cool breeze? So I did. I lit a few candles and sat down and waited for him.At first, it was so painful - tears came to my eyes as I had asked him for a deep tissue massage. He said that my muscles in back, neck and shoulders were all knotted and no wonder I was experiencing nerve pain from my hip going down my leg. all of this was caused by stress.[em]angry[/em]Talk about doing a good job. It took him nearly 2 hours to give a full body massage and when I lay on my back, looking at the huge stars and feeling the breeze - I felt like I was in an expensive spa. Absolute heaven![em]thumbup[/em]My flexibility has increased - I can actually turn my neck and look over either shoulders. I've booked him for 3 more massages!This was only my fourth massage in my entire life. I plan, somehow, to make sure that I receive one at least once a month. do... | |
| | My grandfather went to heaven, it made me so sad | | Yesterday,dad told me that may grandfather has gone to Heaven.I cried,I miss him. HOW can I get away from sad?ve spa. Absolute heaven![em]thumbup[/em]My flexibility has increased - I can actually turn my neck and look over either shoulders. I've booked him for 3 more massages!This was only my fourth massage in my entire life. I plan, somehow, to make sure that I receive one at least once a month. do you or have you ever had a professional massage? | |
| | Hitler went to heaven | | I am sure that Hitler Went to heaven.
Almost everybody has condemned him to hell.
But you see, he had repented of his sins.
He had committed suicide out of remorse.
He prayed the Lord for forgiveness. Then he shot himself.
The Lord is merciful. Hitler is forgiven. Hitler Went to heaven.
ve spa. Absolute heaven![em]thumbup[/em]My flexibility has increased - I can actually turn my neck and look over either shoulders. I've booked him for 3 more massages!This was only my fourth massage in my entire life. I plan, somehow, to make sure that I receive one at least once a month. do you or have you ever had a professional massage? | |
| | Three Nuns Went to Heaven | | Three nuns died in a bus crash and went up to heaven at the gates St Peter stopped them and told them he would have to ask them each one question before they could enter.To the first nun he said what were the first people on earth Called.
The Nun replied "Adam and Eve"
St peter told her she was right and admitted her to heaven.To the second nun he said "Where did the live"
The Nun replied "The Garden of Eden"
Again St peter allowed her to pass through the gates.To the final nun he said. "Now your the mother superior so your question is going to be more difficult, what was the first thing that eve said to adam"
The Nun was silent for a few minutes then said, "Blimey that is a hard one one"
To which St peter said, "Correct! In you Go!"
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| | would you be surprised if you died and went to heaven | | and saw charles manson there? Yes i understand he killed a lot of people and tells everyone that he has nothing to feel ashamed about. but he is not psychologically insane just severely angry but shows it in a passive aggressive manner. if someone truly felt sorry for a murder they committed, i dont think they would need a jury to tell him he needs to repent, he would need to find it within himself, dont you think? | |
| | | Games, Anecdotes, Jokes I Remember from Elementary School... | | - Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
- Repeat.
- Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
- Repeat.
- Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
- Well, you get the idea... This could go on for such a long time until someone stopped laughing or got so annoyed they walked away.Everyone knows this one:
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Banana.
- Banana who?
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?And one more for now, a cute little song, of which I cannot remember in its entirety:
Ms. Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Ms. Lucy went to heaven
The steamboat went to --
Hello operator
Give me number nine
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your fat --
Behind the 'frigerator
There was a piece of glass
Ms. Lucy sat upon it
And cut her big fat --
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies....
And it goes on, but, as I said, I cannot remember the rest!Do you remember any of these? Which are some of your... | |
| | Are your cats good friends or tolerate each other? | | I just got back from taking my 2 girl cats to the vet for their annual shots. She asked if they were litter mates since they were cuddled together in the carrier so sweetly. I told her no. Cleo is our oldest and we got her about 6 months before we got Delilah. And they sure look nothing alike!They took to each other immediately like long lost friends! They play chase, share toys, eat out of each other's bowls, wash each other and always nap together and sleep with us. They each are so different in looks and temperments but they are really like best girl friends!We got Cleo after Bonky died and Bakkar needed a friend and they kinda liked each other and got along but not like my 2 girls. Then my beloved Bakkar went to heaven far earlier than he should have and it was just Cleo for awhile. Then we both got super busy at work and realized she really needed a friend so we got our little Delilah. She was the runt of the litter and oh so very tiny and cute. Now she's the larger one of the two!So do your cats get along so well or do they simply tolerate each other? | |
| | The loss of a loved one | | My cousin, Hunter "Little Buck" Felton went to Heaven on November 16, 2007. The cause of death is still unknown, he was having a hard time breathing and later collapsed. Please keep his family in your prayers because the upcoming holidays are going to leave the family hurting. | |
| | Okay, hear my story and give me your opinion on this... | | So I was driving in the car with my mum and sister. My sister notices that someone's license plate said they were an organ donor. My sister said she is going to donate her organs when she dies, my mum (who just got really into being religious a few years ago) said she would not. I asked her why and she said it was because she might need her organs in heaven. Now I am not Christian and I do not belittle the faith. I have knowledge of many religions and also I believe in the fact that no matter what we all believe in, we just do not know for sure. We can BELIEVE for sure, and have FAITH in what we believe in, but as far as proof, there is none (and please don't tell me any religious texts are proof because they really aren't). Now, I told her she wouldn't need them because it is just your spirit that goes to heaven, not your body. She told me that she would want her body all together if she went to heaven so she could see God. I then told her you can't see God. She said, you do not know that. I said, I know, but you don't know there even really is heaven. So really my thing is, it is a roundabout argument. She is worried about herself after she dies, her spirit, her energy, her... | |
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