| | | Don't Bump the Glump for every poet! | myLot Discussions| French Kissing tips | | [b]French Kissing tips[/b]This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques.[b][u]The basics[/u][/b]1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck 2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa. 3. Hold your lover, firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides. 4. Move your faces closer. Don't Bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you Don't Bump noses. 5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood. 6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else. 7. If fine till here,... | |
| | Do U believe in what I could call 'year-ending riffles'? | | I don't.
I've got a lot of relatives of mine who spend a lot of 5 euros banknotes (that's the cost of the most common ticket) in such riffles.
I don't.
And I think that I win: for three reasons.
first. I'm a moral winner, since if you play any of such gambling games you want to change your life with a the only use of your being lucky.
second. I always win the ticket fee, since I don't spend a penny for it.
third. Since my relatives buy these tickets, if they have the chance to win... and I have the chance to realize they won... LOL
In our country there is a proverb:
'If you await any help from gambling you'll have your skin full of hair like a bear before you'll get something'.
And this is my opinion.
Take note that on X-mas and other family meeting holidays I've always to invent a new excuse to avoid being catched and forcedly compelled by my relatives to play to '7 and 1/2' a sort of Black Jack and so on where I invariably bet the lowest as possible and try to loose the lowest sum as possible.
At the end of holidays I've a large number of heavy nearly useless coins deriving from such gambling activities.
On the other side I must admit that 3 or 4 times per year I buy... | |
| | Children Out Of Control | | If you can't keep your kids under control keep them at home.
I was in Wal-Mart Shopping last week.
As I turned to go down a aisle a woman that was not paying attention bumped the front of my shopping cart.It was no big deal However The 5 or 6 year old boy ridding in the cart said don't bump my cart you F ing N word. I am white. the kid and grandparents were white.the grandfather laughed so hard tears were running down his cheek.I think that child needed a spanking and the Grandparents needed their behind stomped. | |
| | french kissing tips! | | This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques. The basics 1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck 2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa. 3. Hold your lover, firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides. 4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses. 5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood. 6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else. 7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips. 8. Chances are from here,... | |
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